yeah, we tried everything. Both my wife and I tried the “okay, google” with no effect. i can’t even tell what carrier they have. About the only thing i can do is dial 911, and that seems like a bad idea, though they could probably see the number if i called them. Ha! I don’t think emergency dispatch is in the business of finding phones’ owners. Ha!
I posted over on reddit (thanks MikeH) with the message to “message me with a description of the phone if you think it might be yours.” I assume that if they “message me” i’ll get an email. Pretty new to reddit. ha!